I have a potty mouth.

janefuckinglane:

tyleroakley:

Queen.

Perf

Just because I feel like it.

(Source: aphrodisy)

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Posted
1 year ago
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been riding a horse next to your fellow cowpokes and realized that there is one horse in your group that doesnt have a rider, but a skillet?


Answer:

Oh my god yes. That happens. Every. Fucking. Day.

Posted
1 year ago
Looks like my little Riot =,)

Looks like my little Riot =,)

(via feelingrad)

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Posted
1 year ago
kodiakbeetree:

inhhale-exhhale:

This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.

zeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Genius

kodiakbeetree:

inhhale-exhhale:

This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.

zeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Genius
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Posted
1 year ago

ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

image

(via gingivere)

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Posted
1 year ago

gingivere:

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

ten fedoras

^

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Posted
1 year ago
ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:







Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via gingivere)

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Posted
1 year ago